A couple of Trivial Questions from Ricardo

(Source: www.megapublisher.com)

"We" have decided, to further your continuing annoyance, since - in fairness, speaking only for meself - the purpose here is to annoy the world, one person at a time; once or twice a week we will run an Immaculata-LaSalle Trivia Contest. Perhaps this is a trifling thing to you, but who knows, this could grow and grow and grow and eventually become a Syndicated Quiz Show with Alex Trebek! Personally, I vote for Jay Leno -- anybody who owns so many cool cars and 'cycles can't be all bad.

And by the way, Ricardo is NOT Ricky - no Babalú stuff here; we don't really do bongo-drumming, even to try and gain your attention. OK, you take it from here, Ricardo!

"Okay my childrens [Ricardo, with this kind dialogue, you shoulda played a part in Gone With The Wind - Editor], The Most Extreme Infernal Committee would like to show their deepest appreciation by saying SENKUBERYMUSH! Ticket sales have been "brisk" but not brisk enough, however, we sure hope that by May 16 we'll be sold out. We (I) have decided that there will be two (2) Trivia questions per week. One for the girls and one for the guys. It seems only fair to both "sides." Ladies, name the faculty member and the subject, if you can remember that far back, which I'm certain ALL of you do because women remember things from centuries ago. Case in point, argument with spouse, things from the 1800's are brought back for no apparent reason! Anyways, (I enjoy tangents) this faculty member was refined, strict and did not allow talking in her class. Her favorite phrase was, "Quiet please." That was Immaculata, here's La Salle. Name the faculty member that in his neighborhood we were told to "face fowahd," "settle right down, now," and "shut the hell up." Quite a difference in technique I would say. As it was last week, the FIRST email I (birds417@bellsouth.net) receive with the correct answer, from either "side" will receive free libations at the school event and at the picnic the next day at Crandon. There is a hint in BOTH questions. IF you are a former Faculty Member and receive this, you are NOT allowed to enter the contest. Penalty is detention, this means we will withhold alcohol. Winners names will be published with the times they sent the answers, let there be no mistake about that."

This is Blogdemon AKA "mini-me" speaking. No mention of non-alcoholic prizes to be awarded has been made. Prizes given are at the sole discretion of the Infernal Committee and are not guaranteed to please winners. Not everyone, for example, will be thrilled with winning a pre-viewed Borat DVD. Not even winners now residing in Khazakhstan.